Jessa's cow: Jessa has a water buffalo that thinks it's a cow. Actually, my water buffalo is really, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh, yay, wait no. I gotta keep thinking. ... Okay, so my water buffalo thinks its a cow, so he lives on a farm pasture and eats grass and tries to give milk. My water buffalo is a boy, cows are all girls. So, if my water buffalo thought it was a bull, then it would be the corret gender. hmmm...something for us all to ponder.

Kiah's cow: Kiah has a belemic cow named Ralph. She got her name because she throws up. She throws up because she is belemic!
*here is a 3 line story about my cow:
My belemic cow ate a rotwieller and then threw him up. Then the rotweiler ate a zamboni. Fat rotwieller. Whoo! Now the rotwieller is too fat for my cow to eat it again.

Nikie's cow: Nikie has a carnivorious cow that ate her sister. Bad cow. Nikie's cow is radioactive and thus, carnivorious. (She ate "her" sister! I'm not sure if it was Nikie's sister or the cows sister. Maybe I should ask.) This oh-so-radioactive cow is named Bo Vine. Bo Vine is flourescent yellow and flourescent green!

Jenna's cow: is anorexic. anyone else think she may have gotten the idea from Kiah?

Carrie's cow: Thinks it is a bunny. Hop hop.Jessa would like to take the credit for the idea behind Carrie's cow. Carrie disagrees. But Carrie never talks about her cow anyway.

Jessi's cow: Jessi's cow is named Ringo and has a mohawk and lots of body peircings. Ringo is a rock star cow. His favorite musical is "Cats." Ringo thinks that Mr. Mistoffelees is hot and Rum Tum Tugger is a bastard. Ringo got a sex change last week. He is a male cow, however that works.

Aileen's cow: Is named Hershey. She lives in a castle and (spiffin) defenestrates unwary visitors. She loves to dance and drink Hershey's chocolate syrup. She won't say what Spiffin Defenestration means either. Oh thank gawd!)

Max's cow: This cow is very religious(holy cow). She goes to church every Sunday and eats all the crackers and drinks those little shots of wine and gets drunk and then throws up on the preacher...Holy Cow!

MAXine/Megan's cow: Megan's cow's name is Barthalamou. He got his name from being in Kung Fu, Karate, chi-chung, manticorian, x-series, and taekwondo class, hehe! Barthalamou lives with Kiah's cow, and gets really annoyed when her cow throws up! Barthalamou has tried many times to convince Ralph that if she joins his fighting classes then she would burn the weight off in a healthy way, hee-yah! Oh, and one more thing, my cow also has a twin named Jeremiah. LOL

Some kid named Timmy: has a horny cow.

Diana's cow: is named Byzantia, after a horse. Byzantia ia a voodoo cow... She smokes cigars and all her milk tastes Cuban. She also preforms rituals on the other cows and makes love potions for bulls. Diana found several bovine beanie babies with pins in them and was forced to confiscate them... 'cuz there was one with her NAME ON IT! BWAAAHAHAHAHA! Byzantia is a frequent caller to Ms. Cleo and LaToya Jackson's psychic lines, too... JUST to make sure they are accurate...

Sabrina's Cow: Named "Binki" after the place it loves to go most: Binki Bay Resort. Binki is a blue cow that drinks pineapple juice and sleeps on flower beds.
She loves to eat asparagus soup and meatless meat balls. She swims in the bathtub on a daily basis, weighs 300 kgs and loves to talk in all 270 languages that she knows!
 She's my baby and no, you can't have her!
 Binki
(c) Sabrina's Cow 2003

Jaylene's Cow (left in it's original spelling, b/c we couldn't figure out how to decode it): Agenst popular blef: my cow is not crazy. There Is a logical exlination Behind Its actions. Yes she may of Ben involved in some vary Reaveling & Graphic photo shoots But It's not entirly her falt. Now she is prignet with 0274s calf. and I intend to Raze her as my own. Reco also gose thugh miled holusintony lapsis from time to time due to her earler involvement in secret Govment experiments. my cow is pink with purple stips and 3 horns. She is not crazy and has no seris mental conditions what so ever.

Lisa's cow: Lisa has a cow whose name is George.  It's really a female cow who was upset by all the number sexism, and decided be a role model in the cow world, and go for a more masculine name, even though she is female.  No, George is not insane, she thinks everyone else is.

(Kiah notes that she enjoys the number sexism, and that she just had to say that just because... and she likes talking in third person too.)

Ashley's Cow: Zero - This supercow of Sark's was once the number zero. But once Sark stole the rambaldi machine from Sloane and Deverko (after she stole it from Sloane) he was able to find out that it was used to end number sexism forever! dun dun duuuuun. So the machine would make numbers into supercows. So since Sark loved the number zero so much and all he changed the number zero into a supercow. After Sark enroled supercow zero into supercow christmas project to be a supercow spy to kick syd's ass in supercow combat along side his supercow teacher Sark. After showing up just like Deverko always did as Syd was on one of her worse spy ever missions, supercow whipped out his supercow guns and put them together, much faster than Syd could ever do. Syd getting all emotional because this stupid supercow was a better spy than her, she started to cry. Zero the supercow, having no supercow emotions, 'cause that's what's makes supercow a better spy than Syd, began to engage in supercow combat with Syd, it should be noted that this supercow combat is zillion times better the Francinator, also now known as Frallison, Syd chick fight of extreme proportions. So to make this end now 'cause it's long, Supercow kicked Syd's ass in their supercow combat, well DUH. Well so Supercow, supercow froliced back to Sark as he watched over his satellite computer screen, while sitting in the limo in his limo suit, like always. Supercow jumped in through the sun roof, in supercow slow motion, of the supercow limo and Sark nodded and put the metal to the petal...or is it petal to the metal...oh well. So they drove into the distance in supercow driving, as we go back to Syd laying their knocked out on the floor. It should be noted that this is only as long as it is and says supercow so much 'cause Kiah told me to write a story!!!

jaimes cow: her name is latifah paprika, and she lives in the so called Netherworld.  she is umm well how should i put it... stupid.  she quite frequently mistakens herself for a... well... quite embarrassingly... ok a goose.  she runs around the backyard of her Netherworld house pretending like she is a goose and sometimes even trying to fly.  (you would think after the many times she has hurt herself from falling that she would give up, thats not the case)  latifah paprika has broken almost every bone in her "goose" body... all from attempting to fly.. key word attempting. latifah paprika had a best friend named rowanda rosanda, but umm well she kinda disapeared.  quite frankly we think latifah paprika(being the fat cow she is) ate her.  thats the end of my story. hehe that was fun.

Eric Z's cow: I actually have three cows.  Their names are Moo, MooToo, and Moo3.  They are just regular cows that sometimes give me golden milk if they are happy enough.  They live on my farm in the game Harvest Moon: Save the Homeland.  They are really stupid cows,and I have to push them around if I want them to go anywhere.  I just leave them in my mini-pasture all day, then leave them there all night if the weather is,good the next day.  They may be ordinary cows, but they are MY cows.

Andie's Cow: My cow is plastic.  She is one of those rare cows that are sometimes made into pleather.  She smells funny, but I still love her.  She tried to save the planet once, but the only defense mechanism she had was a rope.  That's how she flies...

Charlie's cow: My cow is a radioactive Rampage cow. It goes on meaningless rampages from time to time. Like yesterday it went on a rampage about wooden Bridges, That is why I told my stupid hippie to eat broccoli and celery!!!

Carson's Cow: My cow is often depressed and cries a lot....   She goes and hides for days then comes out and is all cheerful.  She enjoys long walks throught the pasture, sharing things with other cow friends, and also loves it when others are happy....  She once actually spoke to me but all she said was "what the heck is going on and when are you feeding me?!"  It was quite the strange experience.....  Oh and by the way her name is Sammy....  She didn't want a name that seemed too male or female... also, I just sorta like that name......

Contest now Over! We previously asked you to guess who's cows this is. Some of you guessed that it is Jessa's cow. Other's of you didn't guess at all! Well for those of you who guessed, you are all wrong. This is none of ours cows! It's a Cape Buffalo.

SUBMIT A COW! Be sure to include your name and all info. on your cow. But please keep it clean. If there is bad swearing etc. I won't post it! (I'll edit.)